I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Just pee around me
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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