you guys were way drunker than both of me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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