would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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