How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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