problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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