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(737): View more from Texas

You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?

(1-737): View more from Texas

That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there

(737): View more from Texas

It's my parent's restaurant

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(440): View more from Ohio

I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.

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Why? Who won?

(440): View more from Ohio

we don't know. we ran out of oranges.

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(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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(708): View more from Illinois

Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.

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