you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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