My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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