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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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