i dont even know how to be here
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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