Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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