you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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