What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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