I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Alive.
So much puke
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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