Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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