Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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