So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I believe in your delicious
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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