If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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