what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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