In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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