She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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