My boss' voice literally gives me gas
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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