I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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