there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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