i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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