Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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