Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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