but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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