Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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