It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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