You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i would punch a child for taco bell
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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