I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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