he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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