it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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