all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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