When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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