Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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