I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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