week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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