Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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