Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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