yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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