too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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