I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
