He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My bed smells like the plague
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
