i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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