come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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