doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
where am i from again
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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