Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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