To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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