no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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