I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
