I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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